HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!
Not to mention that we probably all could have done the same!
The worst example of this I've had was when our first Espace broke down. It happened just near our house and I had it towed home. It took me ONE WEEK to figure out that it was the timing belt that had broken. Ok, I thought it couldn't be as it had been replaced just 11 months earlier, but still. I had ALL sorts of odd thoughts while I tried to figure out what was wrong. I even replaced an expensive cam sensor (I still have to old one). Fortunately the mechanic did the repair on his and the belt suppliers expense and only three valves were bent.
But my wife still pokes me with that one and I've promised her to let the garage handle her car in the future - besides, now it's registered as a company car so it doesn't make that much difference and my time is also expensive